Then I moved onto the prequel movies…
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Like #StarWars, the proper way to watch #TolkienFilms is to start with the trilogy and then go back to #TheHobbit. Here we go.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Hoarding gold has never turned out badly for anyone… Don’t worry #Thrór I’m sure the dragon just wants to pay homage to you too.#TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Aww, #Balin, seeing you is like seeing #Anakin in the #StarWars prequels and knowing how he’ll turn out later. #Moria #Balrog #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
The elves didn’t help with #Erebor, but neither they nor the #dwarves really helped in #TheLordOfTheRings at all, so it’s a popular trend.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“There’s nobody home!” You aren’t fooling anybody #Bilbo, we can hear the #dwarves. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Bilbo‘s OCD really speaks to me. #Dwarves are a total mess. #TheHobbit #ThorinAndCompany
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“If there’s a key… There’s a door.” Thanks, #CaptainObvious. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
It’s very convenient that #dwarf doors are invisible when closed. That must make hiding from your #inlaws much easier. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Bilbo will probably never blow his nose again. #DwarfHandkerchiefsSuck #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
So, after #Thrór failed to take back #Moria, #Balin thought it was a good idea to try again? #Dwarves really do have thick skulls.#TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
I love how literally everyone takes everything in #TheHobbit – why waste time thinking of complicated names? #Oakenshield it is. #GetIt?
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Later, when #Bilbo tells the story of the trolls in #LOTR, he fails to mention #Gandalf‘s part in bringing the sun to them. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
If #Gandalf loves #pipeweed then #Radagast is into #shrooms – pick your poison. #TheHobbit #RadagastTheBrownLetsBirdsNestInHisHair
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Wargs are so cute – I just want to hug ’em. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Gandalf loves to call people fools. Maybe it’s his #Catchphrase because he says #RunYouFools in #LOTR and #ThisWayYouFools in #TheHobbit.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“This was your plan all along, to seek refuge with our enemy.” Calm down #Thorin, #Gandalf and #Elrond are tight. #TheHobbit #AncientFriends
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“What does he say? Is he offering us insult?!”
“No, Master #Gloin, he’s offering you food.”
Oh… That’s alright then. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
How is it that #Elrond is the only one who can read ancient #dwarf ruins? #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
You need a special moon to read these ruins, but no worries, that exact once-a-year moon is going to be out tonight. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Saruman shows up and #Gandalf is like #ohcrap. Maybe it’s cause I know he’s becoming evil but man Saruman is creepy. #TheHobbit #SithLord
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Saruman shows up and #Gandalf is like #ohcrap. Maybe it’s cause I know he’s becoming evil but man Saruman is creepy. #TheHobbit #SithLord
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Saruman The Hypocrite just confirmed that #Radagast has a #shroom problem. We know he likes that #LongbottomLeaf though. #LOTR #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Galadriel and #Gandalf have a thing in #TheHobbit. Can’t blame her, I could never resist @IanMcKellen‘s sly smile either.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
You’re telling me #TomBombadil didn’t make the cut in #LOTR, but we had time for over a min of the stone giants from one line of #TheHobbit?
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
If you think #Frodo is a jerk in #LOTR then you’ll love what a jerk #Bilbo is to the dwarves in #TheHobbit. #YouDontBelongAnywhere
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#TheGoblinKing isn’t scary so much as silly. The song isn’t doing him any favors. #TheHobbit #AnUnexpectedJourney
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
How is it that #TheGoblinKing couldn’t recognize they were #dwarves, yet he immediately knew who #Thorin was the second he came forward?
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Gollum had so much potential as a recording artist. #TheHobbit #SoJuicySweet #GollumsGreatestHits
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“Oh look, a ring.” Like Anakin’s nightmare in #StarWars, #Bilbo finding the ring starts something his “son” will have to finish. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Gollum‘s rules for meal etiquette: 1)Tell your prey what else you like to eat. 2)Ask it if it’s soft and juicy. 3)Play with it. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
It’s surprising that #gollum remembers that most people have 30 teeth, when he only has 9, and seems quite proud of that fact. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
I love when #Smeagol tries to answer #Gollum‘s riddle. He’s like the overeager puppy to Gollum’s bloodthirsty demon-warg. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Smeagol and #Gollum are serious sore losers, but I have to say I don’t think #Bilbo would have played fair either had he lost. #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
If #Bilbo hadn’t spared #Gollum in #TheHobbit then #Sam would’ve had to throw #Frodo and #TheRingofPower into #MountDoom in #ReturnOfTheKing
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#AzogTheDefiler is the reason #ThorinAndCompany all battled with #pyromania the rest of their lives. #AnUnexpectedJourney #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#NedStark could teach #Azog a thing or two about honor – if you’re going to kill someone you should have the decency to do it yourself.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Watching #Bilbo try to wield a sword has taught me one thing: I’m dressing all of children as #hobbits while they’re too young to protest.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Don’t even get me started on these #Eagles. No one would get anywhere without them, yet they never take anyone where they need to go. #irony
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
The #Eagles peace out like, “Have fun getting off these scraggly cliffs we’ve conveniently dropped you on.” #YOLO #TheHobbit
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“I do believe the worst is behind us.” Gosh, #Bilbo, didn’t you even read the book? #TheHobbit #ReadTheBook. Stay tuned #Smaug is coming…
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Only 8 minutes of credits? Who did you have to screw over for that to happen? #TheHobbit #GreatCreditsSongThough
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Last one coming soon…